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Seems familiar...

MegaMan Legends.

they dump the eggs and semen in a pit in a river, and both die shortly after.

We call that "coming and going"

Shhhhhhhhhhh! He's a sleeper agent...Turns on the rest of the party at the end!

The various boot discs I had to get a Dreamcast to run foreign, pirated games.

Also got a NES emulator running on it, I have a disc somewhere with the full NES library that runs on Dreamcast. Made a few bucks selling those at school.

John.

Honeydew & Beaker run the apothecary shop

Government officials conducting official business via Twitter makes their intentions sus, IMO.

Agreed. Rolf can be a Druid.

Gonzo is DM.

Fozzie = wise cracking Bard

Miss Piggy = Half-Oink Barbarian

Kermit = Elven Ranger

Animal = Wild magic Sorcerer

~~Rolf~~ Sam the Eagle = paladin

Rolf = Druid

Dr. Teeth: BBEG, trying to rule the realm with Electric Mayhem

That seems like a steal for just the acreage, the house is a bonus!

I'm not a doomsday prepper, but stuff like this makes me want to sequester some gear...