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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Happy birthday Anon (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 103 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If you go to a bar and mention quietly to someone that it's your birthday, you're probably going to meet some people

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 93 points 6 months ago

Shower first for best results.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

How quietly should I whisper to these new friends?