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Anon likes stuffed animals (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 101 points 5 months ago (4 children)

This reminds me of that greentext that was something along the lines of'

Boys, get an autistic GF

2 weeks before every birthday or major holiday I just ask her if there's anything she's been wanting recently

I buy exactly the things she's talking about

Every time she's blown away at how good my gifts are

It's just that easy

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 58 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's just a normal functional relationship.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Sir, this is green text the GF isn't the autist.

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 16 points 5 months ago

Or doesn't even exist most likely for that matter.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

They can both be autists. Or they could if this wasn't fake and gay

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