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Also, Jesus wasn't Christian.
I've actually heard people say he was the first Christian, which I guess means he worshipped himself?
That doesn't sound very Jesusy
It's just an honorary post humus title.
For the record, I'm pretty sure it's "posthumous." I read that as "post hummus" and got very confused about what Jesus has to do with chickpea-based dips for a second.
Okay
I wasn't sure, so I leaned into the autocorrect suggestion. 🤷🏻♂️
You're totally good; I just have this compulsion to correct misused homophones. It makes me pretty insufferable to have in a text thread, but I can't help it sometimes
It's fine but I'm not going to stop misusing homofones
It's people like you that get me outta bed in the morning
You and me both, bro, I am also an insufferable Besserwisser.
No worries! I'm always up for learning!
The funny thing about your correction is that "posthumous" was created as a misspelling itself.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/posthumous
Even better, humus is a layer of soil and it’s not inaccurate to refer to most people after death as “post soil,” though Jesus is an exception there.
you can just say pre tabouli
Mmmm, post hummus...
I cant believe an omnipotent being couldnt just create another god to worship
I worship myself all the time
He was Jewish but I guess you could also see him as the first member of the movement he started, which later became separately identified as Christian. But at the time they didn't have that distinction.
So, on the one hand, on the other situation. Jesus didn't identify as a Christian for sure though
To be fair, he wasn't crucified until he died... So he wasn't "Christ" until the very end, I'm thinking.
He did live after dying though. Dude had his time to talk then
Right, but he didn't do much after that though, did he. So he didn't walk around much "being" Christ.
Probably had shit to do in heaven or something
Daddy was calling him to empty the dish washer innit. Get your ass up here, boy!