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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat (theonion.com)
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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

JD Vance eats catfood? What a weirdo.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What would you do if you found a can of cat food in my apartment?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Dim the lights. Two open cans of whiskers puree on the table. And lots of couch.
It'll cost you fifty to watch though.