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Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] seahorse@midwest.social 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Look what you made me do! I'm actually the victim here!"

[โ€“] Draegur@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"I JUST WANTED TO BE LEFT THE FUCK ALONE" *REFUSES to leave anyone else the fuck alone*