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[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago (5 children)

What do you think causes Satan to have a bad day in Hell?

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One of his minions was off sick, so he had to clean up all the organs himself.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be hell to have to work while sick?

[–] einkorn@feddit.org 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Na, in the US of A that's called Tuesdays.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Satan sends sinners to USSA as a punishment.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is USSA the American version of USSR?

[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Yes. Both have shortages and lines. Basically same, but with capitalism and without healthcare, public transport, workers' rights, universal housing and education.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Have you read the Divine Comedy? Every day is a bad day in Hell for Satan, too.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

When a murderer repents at the last second and gets a free pass into heaven

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

probably there would be no challenges for Satan in hell. Those souls would already belong to Satan. Any "day" Satan would have in hell would be a bad day.

Satan would have good days among us, the living. Tempting us. Imagine how much fun Satan would have now with a little influence in White House: Now, you should invade Canada and take Gaza, don't you think?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Uhhhhhh.......pretty sure Gaza isn't in Canada, little dude! Pretty sure they have sand over there. Maybe check Nevada. The part that isn't Las Vegas. Or maybe it IS in Las Vegas! One time I went to Las Vegas, and got lost in New York City. You never know WHAT city you'll find in Las Vegas!

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

U.S. should invade Las Vegas too and rename it "The Meadows".