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[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yep, all they have to do is think…”what would republicans do in this situation?”

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Republicans would get one of their followers to bash Mike Johnson's spouse in the head with a hammer like they did to Pelosi.