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submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"We're second worst, you have no choice but to vote for us, and we will only move right" might have resonated with you.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They should have to give back their campaign money when they lose.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

And not hoard it for themselves to buy private guards? Never. That would actually help America, and the rich don't like that.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They love Republican policy they just hate wearing red as commies have used it before. Blue is a much better fitting color.