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Tesla's 'Ghost Fleet' Vanishes After Canadian Rebate Investigation (isglitch.com)
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Revolutionary technology creates cars that exist only on government rebate forms

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[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 43 points 3 months ago

"I absolutely love my new Tesla," said customer Dave Thompson. "I've never actually seen it, but the rebate paperwork is exquisite, and I'm told I legally own 'the concept of a car,' which is so much more evolved than traditional ownership."

Something about this is magical to me.