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You can tell it's a fake story because the cops are actually looking for clues and going through camera footage instead of just saying "tough luck".
You can also tell it's a fake story because it's on 4chan
You can tell it's gay because it's not his aunt's house it's his aunts house meaning his aunt and her wife which also makes that his other aunt.