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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] dumbass@leminal.space 15 points 2 months ago (5 children)

You deserve a blowjob.

That's kept me floating for years.

[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I hope you receive it one day ๐Ÿ™

[โ€“] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's the thought that counts.

[โ€“] RichardDegenne@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

It's the throat that counts

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