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Alternatively: finding out the playlist you've been listening to is AI. in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 9 hours ago

Rense.com vibes.

The Perfect Strategy in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Uno reverse them by asking them to repeat it then they're the killer when they say what.

A real American in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 51 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Man I wish Macho Man Randy Savage would come back and beat Hogan's ass again.

Personally I prefer SI units in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 33 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (4 children)

Wait to you find out how they measure the 6 inch ones.

Cruelty in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You've definitely never been ambushed and attacked by a swan, those fuckers are crazy, I got in a few fights with the local swans when I was younger, you'd be surprised at how tough those little fuckers are. They're like upmarket geese.

What a knobhead in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 26 points 16 hours ago

Bless you.

would you rather retire or cryogenically freeze yourself to see a new world? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 21 hours ago

Just a minute, baitin.

Murdered CEO owed “substantial amount of money” to cancer-stricken driver who killed him, records show in c/chicago@midwest.social
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 1 day ago

Truck around and find out!

My WiFi password is _______ in c/askouija@lemmy.world
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 1 day ago (5 children)

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YSK - a very comprehensive guide on how to avoid "very" in c/youshouldknow@lemmy.world
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 1 day ago

It was also invented to tell people to stop being dicks.

9 sections of heaven in c/tumblr@lemmy.world
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago

We're not trying to fuck the sandwich up with shitpaste.

As Gamers Express Concern About Borderlands 4 Potentially Costing $80, Gearbox Chief Randy Pitchford Says: ‘If You’re a Real Fan, You’ll Find a Way to Make It Happen’ - IGN in c/zocken@feddit.org
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 1 day ago

Obviously I'm gonna sell it for more than that, I'm a dumbass, not an idiot.

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The Lemmy theme song! (youtu.be)
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Monday Tuesday looping memes (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by dumbass@leminal.space to c/tenforward@lemmy.world
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Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye. (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by dumbass@leminal.space to c/australianpolitics@aussie.zone
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https://files.catbox.moe/7vh90g.mp4

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Commanders loss: Stardate -314580.77264850226 (infosec.pub)
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Party mode activated! (infosec.pub)
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Fixed my bathrooms sliding door (leminal.space)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by dumbass@leminal.space to c/Dullsters@dullsters.net
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The door was hung weird and there would always be a gap at the bottom that my dogs could use to slide it open with great force, now it fits flush against the doorframe and they can't open it.

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I am the darkness, I am Valqe'man! (infosec.pub)
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Mamma always said, GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE! (infosec.pub)
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Pope Partying. (infosec.pub)
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Maven interviewing Justin Credible over scam allegations - To catch a wrestler. (youtu.be)
 

Sucks when wrestlers you liked turn out to be shitheads.

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Dinner party. (infosec.pub)
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Who remembers this gangster! (infosec.pub)
 

WA Salvage: We're not fancy, But we're cheap!

Also my life motto.

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