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[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

CUSTOMER: I came here for a good argument.

MR. BARNARD: No you didn’t. You came here for an argument.

CUSTOMER: Well an argument’s not the same as contradiction.

MR. BARNARD: Can be.

CUSTOMER: No it can’t. An argument’s a collective series of statements to establish a definiteproposition.

MR. BARNARD: No it isn’t.

CUSTOMER: Yes it is! It isn’t just contradiction.

MR. BARNARD: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.

CUSTOMER: But it isn’t just saying, “no it isn’t.”

MR. BARNARD: Yes it is!

CUSTOMER: No it isn’t! [Audience Laughter.] Argument’s an intellectual process. Contradiction’s just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.

MR. BARNARD: No it isn’t.

Monty Python - 1972