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[–] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

No, that wouldn't be how it would happen, he'd be hit by Israel's as he'd want to visit home first.

[–] coyootje@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And they would then say that he was a terrorist in hiding and that they had every right to shoot him down.

[–] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Isn't that why they executed him the first time?

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Nothing would make me laugh harder than Jesus Christ being Iron Domed