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Discussion Thread Thursday 24 💾 April 2025 (aussie.zone)

submitted 2 months ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Anyone living a bit more rural?

I have a bottle of wolf urine previously acquired to deal with a fox issue at the old place. I do not have a fox issue at the new place and consequently I do not need a bottle of wolf urine at new place. I do not want a bottle of wolf urine at new place, which has all its storage in the basement.

Please come take my wolf urine 🙏

[–] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How exactly does the wolf urine get in the bottle? That would not be a fun job.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago

First you have to catcha the wolf

Then you have to patta the wolf

I'm not sure about the bottle part

And then you have to getta yourself to the ED.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Funnel yadda yadda yadda bottled wolf piss.

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Thanks for asking, was definitely wondering myself...

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago

There are more foxes in urban areas than rural. There was one on top of my shed last night in fact. I do not however want a bottle of wolf urine to deal with it 🤣

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I am need of a possum deterrent but also do not want a bottle of wolf urine. The down sides of such a substance massively outweigh the possibility it might work.

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can you just dump it around your area?

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

or into the toilet where urine belongs?

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That would be a VERY bad idea

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Genuinely don't know. Why's that?

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It utterly reeks. A toilet even with the lid down distributes droplets into the air. You will poison your whole house.

Search fox urine Reddit for many examples. There are also hilariously awful ones about otters and penguins.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Feeling glad that human pee is easily diluted

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I should send to @melbaboutown@aussie.zone , would deal with the dickheads in their yard wonderfully......

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

I’ll pour it into a water pistol 🔫

[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Did you say...

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...Wolf... urine?

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Yea, piss of de lupine