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Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The 3 down voters didn't get the implied /s

[โ€“] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I was really hoping the last sentence would make it obvious. Oh well.