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The hobbits were the chickens all along (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 month ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/lotrmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The chicken would have turned invisible as a wraith pretty quickly, and I bet it would have been powerful enough to escape the leash

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also, the Ring was trying to get back to its master. If it realized the chicken wasn't corruptible, it would have abandoned the chicken at the first chance it got.

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Assuming that animals are corruptible, what animal would the ring go for if humanoids weren't an option?
A goose? Could fly the ring to Sauron

[–] DrDominate@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting evil rings migrate?

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe they used Gondorian or Arnorian swallows

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

depends on if a single ring counts as laden or unladen

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Laden if unequipped. Unladen if equipped.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Based on it just sitting on a stream bed for thousands of years after isildur was killed gotta at least have more intelligence than a fish.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

Had Isildur been slain by the sea or around a mangrove, a crab would've picked the ring. Rise, Evil Craubron, servant of the Dark Lord

[–] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

the Ring is treacherous and may just dissapear by itself.