A bartender at my favorite bar asked me out (she female, me male.) Asked me to meet her at the restaurant, which I thought was a little weird, but whatever.

I meet her there, she's brought a friend as a buffer. I was like "Man..."

Funny thing, I and the friend got along much better than the askee, and I and the friend are good friends over 20 years later. I and the askee? No, not at all. Absolute unabashed golddigger.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I love a happy ending! The asker sounds weird though

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm going to be polite and just say we were incompatible, like your date. 😉

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 2 points 3 weeks ago

Haha

[–] ZDL@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's always fun. It's like going on a date with Andy and heading off back home with Bert.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

I know these are probably both characters from the same show/movie, but my mind immediately went to Andy Dwyer from Parks and Recreation and... Bert the Muppet.