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I'm 6'1", 250 lbs and hulking and my ancestors were dog soldiers who would bring dogs with us to war and in winter when food was getting a little scarce we would toss Fido in the pot.

I said that to say I can and have sucessfully fought a large dog before, but not a rabid large dog, just angry large dog.

That being said, If the dog is rabid, all bets are off.

If someone put a gun to my head and said, fight the chimp to the death or die right now, I would do my best, but unless I get really lucky, maybe, maybe 30% of the time I win.