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[โ€“] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 77 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine a toddler who thinks they can beat up you, a grown adult because it learned some karate. That's how threatening you are to a gorilla.

[โ€“] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

That raises a question. Can I go for the balls? How hard will it be to twist his balls if I can get a hold of em? I think I might have a chance if I ambush him.