this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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[โ€“] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ

[โ€“] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll reply with this: five minutes of masturbation can prevent a lifetime of pain and suffering.

[โ€“] Speculater@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

My friends keep telling me not to and my parents would be sad. I also feel bad about somebody finding my body