this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Weird that she was allowed to adopt even one child, let alone two, being so young and single. Maybe she is a very successful businesswoman & philanthropist. This is evidently why she is also still a virgin- no time for dating when running a successful business.

I assume β€œasπŸ‘β€ has something to do with her career. Maybe she runs a fruit preserves manufacturer? Good of her to offer to let us try out making new flavors, though I don’t know what I would add to peach jam. Maybe nutmeg?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Peaches...come in her can. Put it in there like a man. In a factory downtown.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Nature's candy in your hand or pie

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It isn't much used, but cardamom is actually really good with peach. And cinnamon of course.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

I recently had a "spiced peach butter" similar to apple butter that was really great. I think it was mostly cinnamon and nutmeg.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Young people these days unjokingly refer to their pets as their children. I could see that going on here

Maybe they're butt babies

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

this feels like an ai was trained on dating app bios and then it spat out this

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most of Tinder is not real profiles last i was in there a few years ago. Bet it’s so much worse now

[–] copd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

how did you verify the profiles were not human?

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

I think it swallowed rather than spat it this case

[–] Mordred_85@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago
[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could be terms twins, you never know!

[–] Merva@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

I see the facebook trend of finding random picture of girl and then adding derogatory "jokes" on it has reached lemmy.

[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, but as a counterpoint duckass

[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll reply with this: five minutes of masturbation can prevent a lifetime of pain and suffering.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My friends keep telling me not to and my parents would be sad. I also feel bad about somebody finding my body

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

These can all be true. Just very unlikely.

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Imagine having babies twice from external contact. Like non-penetrative fun times and then forgetting that you can still get pringuante if the semen gets on the outside. Or maybe it leaked out her "asπŸ‘" and down in (/s)?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like how everyone is trying to force the adoption idea. You can literally get pregnant from non-penetrative sex if semen comes into contact with the vulva. Which is more likely than adoption for teenagers who think they're being clever, and/or people with strong religious backgrounds who feel shame for what they're doing and trying to get their needs met while skirting around "the rules."

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes but nobody on this site knows how a woman works.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To a single 20 year old? Twice?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 1 week ago

Unlikely, but possible.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago

She seems fun.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It was a miracle.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

she adopted her 2nd as a single mom at 20 yrs only...

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Almost with matching just to ask the real questions

Then get the crypto link reply

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Oh so Mary does it and people spend the next thousand years making statues and paintings in her honor, but Elena does it and gets blasted on social media?

Hypocrites