Apeman42

joined 2 years ago
[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I do not ask for pardon, Master Elrond, for the Black Speech of Mordor may yet be heard in every sector of the drive!

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You lose a mountain to get some shitty parking lots or whatever.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

A Saskatchewan can opener

The ol' Miami snowshoe

I think you're on to something...

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, chkdsk /f /r /x

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

So why does the old Rani immediately start sucking up and toadying to the new one? I haven't seen any classic Who with the character yet, not sure if that's just expected behavior from her?

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

All hands, we have a new mission: Stripping all the copper wiring in the Delta Quadrant.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

You sound Fantastic.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There's apparently an ancient Greek manuscript mentioning a Thrasyllus from Aexone that sounds an awful lot like some train-obsessed autistic folks, but with ships.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"If you ask me, that headless fella's actually the lucky one."

"Why do you say that?"

"He doesn't have to watch the rest of this show!"

OHOHOHHOHHHOHOHOHOO!

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

My takeaway here is that vexillologists really like Pokeballs and/or Voltorb.

 

"I know I can make this prettier! Maybe I need to lengthen the nose ridge..."

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

"If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Misotheism, you may to be entitled to financial compensation."

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

My wife and I call this "Goldbluming", after Jeff Goldblum in the "Canceled" South Park episode.

Wait a minute: chaos theory! Chaos theory, it was first thought of in the '60s. Sixty. That's the number of episodes they made of Punky Brewster before it was cancelled. Cancelled... Don't you see? The show is over! The aliens are cancelling Earth!

 

Could be a fight, a contest of some sort, or a team-up.

 

As far as I know, the purpose of yawning isn't really understood, but it's present in nearly all land vertebrae. Maybe it's a universal bug in the breathing animation code.

 

Are you fucking reading this, Wizards? You could have a Yawning Portal sitcom and millions of nerds would eat it the fuck up.

 

I want to grapple, glide, wall run, etc around a big open world. What are some games you think are fun for that?

I picked up Sunset Overdrive on a sale, and the rail grinding is fine I guess, but it's just not clicking with me.

 

Just off the top of my head, there's Scarecrow, Ivy, Harley, Hugo Strange, Kirk Langstrom, and I think I read that Freeze had his revoked.

 

I'm including anything only available on other Nintendo systems as exclusive for this.

I've got a $50 eShop card I figure I should spend before gold points go away.

I have BotW. It was alright, but it didn't excite me enough to get TotK unless it's on a deep discount.

I've also already got Mario Odyssey and Metroid Prime Remastered. I have a handful of other games but they're not Switch exclusive afaik.

I'm mostly using my Steam deck for handheld these days, so I'd rather not get anything non-exclusive on the Switch right now.

 

Nearly everybody loved the open-city Arkham games and Spider-Man, and nearly everybody loved playing a stealth archer in Skyrim.

Get the fucking peanut butter in the chocolate and let me be Oliver Queen already.

 

I've been playing the Guardians of the Galaxy game lately, and after realizing how similar Lae'zel and Gamora are, I know I have to reinstall BG3 for a Guardians playthrough.

STARRING...

  • Tav as Petyr O'Quill, a.k.a. BARD-LORD - Half-elf, dual crossbows, high Cha/low Int. Torn between Lore for Cutting Words, or Swords for more pew pew.
  • Lae'zel as Gamora, the deadliest woman in the ~~galaxy~~ Sword Coast - All I really need here is modding her an emo haircut.
  • Astarion as Rocket - They're both foul-mouthed and quick to anger. Their backstories actually have a lot of thematic similarity, being twisted into someone else's weapon. Probably a Sorc to accommodate Rocket's love of explosions, unless the Artificer mod is any good. Could have Shovel as a stand-in for Groot? I may try to mod him into a gnome so that he too is small and adorable.

AND MAYBE...?

That leaves one party slot, which I see going one of two ways:

  • Karlach/Minsc as Drax the Destroyer - Big, gullible, excitable, destroys stuff.
  • Minthara as Nebula - I feel like she'd have the same vibe in a good party. Dragging her around with the misfits I'm turning into begrudging heroes might make for great banter.

Suggestions on builds/mods/things to do for maximum chaos and therefor fun? Stories of your own weird themed parties? Arguments about my awful flarking decisions?

 

Not to flood the community, but several people seemed to like the last one. So here's another taste of bardcore, this time a collab from two of the greats.

 

I fuckin' love bardcore, and Hildy is the godsdamned QUEEN!

A haunting medieval style cover of NIN's classic, Hildegard's version seems to tell the tale of a regretful immortal crushed under the weight of outliving everyone they connect with.

And a question for the comments, any interest in a possible c/bardcore community? Or is there one my search missed?

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