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"Honey? Where did you put the hide-a-key the last time I locked myself out of the house?" (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 months ago by flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Literally realized, "how will I put this stuff in the car in order to have my hands free to grab the keys if I don't have the keys" and turned around just in time to see the door fully closed.

And I always turn the latch to lock itself when I step outside, or I'd never remember to lock the door.

Thank goodness for the hide-a-key with a house key stuck in the filth on the underside of my car.

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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Locksmith here, thank you for your business.

Side note: there is nothing more embarrassing than having to call another locksmith because you're locked out of your van that has all of the tools necessary to break into a van. I now carry a door key in my wallet. I've used it three times so far this year

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea if this helps but every single time a locksmith has to come out to save me, I offer them as much as they care to carry out of my giant bucket of candy.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I would 100% give you a friend's and family discount if I were offered enough candy lol