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submitted 7 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 98 points 7 months ago (33 children)

The joke is always Javascript

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 65 points 7 months ago (32 children)

JavaScript itself is fine. The problem is developers who import a library to add two numbers.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Oh Hells no.

JavaScript is NOT fine, it's .... I'm really trying to think of a word that will convey the shit that it is without triggering half the people on Lemmy into an aneurysm, but I can't find it.

JavaScript is by far the worst. I've been working with JavaScript for the past 6 days and I want to hang myself, it'd be a better fate than continuing

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

JavaScript is by far the worst.

PHP

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

PHP was shit 25 years ago (like everything else back then) and I never bothered to look at it ever again but to this day I keep shitting on it because reasons

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