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Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed (theonion.com)
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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 37 points 2 days ago (6 children)

just wait until it's "totally legal" for corporations to "adopt" orphans

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They are people....

[–] ProfAel@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The orphans?

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Nah, not them...

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