ZeroCool

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Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’ (theonion.com)
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros. (theonion.com)
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Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songs (thehardtimes.net)
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Women ruining International Men’s Day by repeatedly asking ‘Yeah but when is International WOMEN’S Day’ (newsthump.com)
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Florida Child Bullied for Being Only One in Class Without Whooping Cough (thehardtimes.net)
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else (theonion.com)
Unemployment figures show sharp increase in government blaming everyone else in c/theonion@midwest.social
[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

This satirical article is of course referring to the UK, because across the pond, the Trump admin refuses to release unemployment numbers for October.

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Unemployment figures show sharp increase in government blaming everyone else (newsthump.com)
Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do in c/theonion@midwest.social
[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ditto. I feel so wiped out by reality. It’s nice to chuckle at articles like these, but dang do things feel bleak.

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Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do (www.thebeaverton.com)
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Trump Suddenly Doesn’t Want To Make a Big Deal About Someone’s Emails (thehardtimes.net)
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Elon Musk Willing To Forgo $1 Trillion Pay Deal if Shareholders Tell Him They Think He Is Cool (theshovel.com.au)
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage (theonion.com)
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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs (theonion.com)
How To Join ICE in c/theonion@midwest.social
[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Well that’s the best use for a cybertruck I’ve ever heard.

How To Join ICE in c/theonion@midwest.social
[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

and all the Marvel Comics movies.

Actually, I’m pretty sure they only care about misunderstanding the Punisher.

Mark Morrison - Return of the Mack (1996) in c/90smusic@lemmy.world
[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You lied to me!

[META] Thehardtimes.net hasn't posted an article on their website in over a month. Does anyone know what's going on? in c/theonion@midwest.social
[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh, really? I hadn't heard that, but if so, that's disappointing. I actually found some of their headlines/articles to be equal to, or funnier, than The Onion's. I'm gonna be bummed if they've closed up shop.

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos says ‘millions of people’ will be living in space by 2045—and robots will commute on our behalf to the moon in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
Federal Government sent military for this in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
Federal Government sent military for this in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
Federal Government sent military for this in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
ICE Raids: Myth Vs. Fact | MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives. in c/theonion@midwest.social
Like ANYTHING in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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