It highly unnerving that every time I read an Onion headline these days, it takes longer - much longer - than it should before I recognize it as such.
this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2025
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The headlines aren't false, just early.
Little vaccinated bitch can’t take a little plague like a man? All proud of his 100% attendance and shit. /s
Vaccines do work!
Reminds me of something I really encountered:
A preschooler complained at home: "mommy, all my friends have two homes, I'm the only one who has only one home!"