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There’s enough pubes gathered around shower drain to make two Turkish rugs.

Fucking party pooper

Since the American full funeral family pack includes a $3000 “happy to be here” facial, the open casket is a must.

Unless that’s his entire CV because at 22 yo, because what could he have done to merit such a critical role in the government?

All work dignifies but not all work prepares you for nation impacting decisions.

By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.

IIRC they nominated him for the Piece of Shit Prize.

Fucking Uncle Joey getting back to business.

Can you cook it and sell it? Like parboiled?

The Irish wish they were McHung like that.

This fucking guy thinks he can just bring back a joke from 8998 BC and make it work!

What does Ricardo Demetrius Jackson have to do with any of this?

Doesn’t count if your blowhole isn’t exposed. They go together.