Might be the best use of AI I've seen
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They have some crazy fingers.
The kid that dreams of "car driving" is holding the orange with broken fingers
That might be slightly inconvenient for his particular ambitions 🤔
Photoshop I believe
Source: TrueWagner
https://www.instagram.com/p/DLIVXOiu0kb
The images of the teens seem to be AI generated.
Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.
bro what?
Male doctor
He wanted to make sure everybody knew he wouldn't become a trans female doctor
That reminds me, if any ones needs orange, I've got more
We've found them... the person from the math problems!
Wait. What happened to all of your bananas!?
Right here
but my banan launcher is in the shop
so only orange
Ok cool. I was just worried about you, bud.
Them some nice nanas you've got there.
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He's actually saying "Noteins enspark" which is orcish for "Prevent Scurvy".
Geniuses are frequently misunderstood in their time.
Mitch wants to become a "male doctor". I want to become female doctor.
A "heart doctor" isn't a heart that's a doctor, it's a doctor who works on hearts.
Doesn't all that extra weight damage the heart?
That's why they take children for the job. "The children yearn for the hearts" as the saying goes and since we want to win hearts and minds this is what they do.
Presumably he means he wants to make money selling boner pills
I also wish to become a WEB SITE CREATOR when I grow up
I’d advise against it. I’d rather CAR DRIVER
When grows up wants to be?
Orange-shooting Man!
I’m sad that Alan Wagner is using AI. Love his work most of the time.
Where can one get one of those orange launching devices?
Most old men have them. Just ask one.
He said I could have it when I prise it from his cold dead fingers. Very nice of him, honestly I was expecting to have to pay for one.
I imagine the principles of a potato cannon would work similarly for oranges.
That's horrible. Who would do such a thing? Where would you even find instructions on how to make that!? Where?
Whatever you do, avoid instructables
Add that to your block list so you aren't tempted.
Neat, thanks!
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I admire Marcus for setting easily obtainable goals.
Unless your fingers are as mangled as his. Then it's not so easy to drive..
You know the old saying, when life gives you oranges... NO TEENS IN THE PARK!
Having it intake oranges from the side is a design flaw. Oranges at the bottom of the backpack won't be loaded into the firing mechanism. It would make much more sense to have it funnel from the bottom so that gravity can feed it.
Found the orange cannon engineer.
Cheaper than eggs
By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.
Oh, so he's committing crimes?
That orange man took them fingers off them Teens. Where's the outrage?
So we've got the Adjuster, Firestarter, and now the Orange Menace.
I'm pumped. We need more heros right now.
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