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[–] Hegar@fedia.io 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not the smoking of bare foot pets that's prohibited in the building, that's just silly. Bare foot pets just have to stay outside the building while smoking. And rightly so.

If your pot bellied pig tries to go indoors without putting on shoes or putting out his cigarello first, that's on you for being a bad parent.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 7 points 2 days ago

The pig has never been a problem. It's that damn elephant who refuses to wear his shoes. He's on a 'back to nature' kick that his yoga instructor convinced him of. Uuuugh!

[–] eleefece@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you give your pets some little booties to wear, then they'll let them smoke inside the building

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Yes .... unless the building owners are more sadistic and instead wanted pets literally on fire and smoking

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The party pooping or the fucking?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't want to fuck anyone who is pooping at the moment.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Maybe later, but not right now

[–] Funky_Beak@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I think it just means you can bring in you none smoker horse.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

Fair enough tbh

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's really specific. I'd like to know the story behind it. At least I think I do.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's the over/under that this is in Florida, and therefore makes total sense?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

All the trees except that pine have lost their leaves, the windows have a little frost on them. Definitely more north than Florida. Detroit maybe.

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Remember to put the fire on your pets out before entering the building, and you are good.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

This is the sign Boots needs to quit.