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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 114 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Must be fun being able to say crazy shit and have news articles written about it.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Right? Anyone else his age says that shit people say Okay Grandpa, let's get you off to bed.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Musk does about the same. It seems you just need to be a billionaire

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You can too!

Just gotta put it in a manifesto and do something horrible.

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[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 79 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He realizes that's only 20 years from now, right?

The infrastructure to support millions would have to already have begun construction like a could decades ago already for that to be remotely plausible.

It takes like 3+ years just to make a 6 episode tv show about space these days...

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Lol, my dude thinks we're going to have millions of people in space before California finishes their high speed rail project, the project that was started 10 years ago....

You give a guy billions of dollars because he figured out how to put Barnes and Noble out of business and he suddenly thinks he's a genius at everything.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To give the devil his due, Bezos's business strategy to grow Amazon was well thought out and well-executed. It also involved exploiting the shit out of his warehouse workers and plenty of sleaze, but Bezos actually knew what he was doing.

Bullshit like this announcement makes me think he's run out of ideas, though.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The point being that him being good at worker exploitation, and getting extremely lucky with his heavy use of massively leveraging his business for decades doesn't make him good at rocket science or predicting the feasibility of putting large populations in space.

Especially since, Blue Origin, his rocket company, started 25 years ago and only managed to make a rocket that brings 6 people up to the very edge of space without actually going into it for a couple minutes before coming back down, in that time.

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[–] M1ch431@slrpnk.net 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I always felt like when Amazon acquired The Expanse that it was likely Bezo's fantasy to have an underclass of chronically ill, resource-starved people in space - to serve his interests and make him richer.

Glad to know I wasn't off-base.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I thought the only ones chronically ill while not on actual planets were a subset of the rock hoppers who stayed long-term on moon stations?

e: I mean the guy definitely thought the wrong people were the good guys, but I'll take twice as many seasons and try not to peer too hard into the sausage factory, thanks.

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I think all the belters had health issues due to their height

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We don't need to live in space. Space is not naturally habitable by humans. We just need to stop fucking up the one planet that is.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

We are living in space. On a giant spaceship.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

More proof that the ultra wealthy don't exist in reality.

[–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Robots commuting to the moon.

Robots.

Commuting.

To the moon.

This is the most extreme case of affluenza I've ever seen. Let's pray that it's terminal.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Why would the robots commute

[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

More proof that billionaires are completely detached from reality.

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

Man, I'm SO glad newspapers don't tell the whole world whenever I say something stupid. That would be really embarrassing.

[–] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The largest spaceship today is the falcon heavy with a payload of just over 140k lbs. To make the math easy let's say the falcon can lift 1000 people into space at a time.

If "millions of people" means 2 million people then we would need to launch 1000 people into space twice per week for 20 years. So 8 fully loaded falcon heavys per month for 240 months straight.

So.... No. We will not have millions of people in space any time soon.

[–] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Maybe he uses the GOP definition of people: Frozen embryos. That would drop the weight way down

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[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Let's send the billionaires first so they can show us!

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[–] geekwithsoul@piefed.social 22 points 2 months ago

"I don’t see how anybody can be discouraged who is alive right now,” the Amazon and Blue Origin founder said"

I went into this article expecting the space thing to be the most unhinged thing Bezos said. But nope, it was the above quote. Insane wealth is a helluva drug.

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He must be high from all the money he's swimming in

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was told we'd have personal jetpacks by the year 2000, yet all we got was the y2k bug and shitty cars. So I will take what Daft Bozos says with a pinch of salt and also take this time to call him a cunt.

Bozos, you're a CUNT.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

I.

WANT.

MY.

FUCKING.

JETPACK.

[–] borth@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

“So 10,000 years ago, or whenever it was, somebody invented the plough, and we all got richer…. I’m talking about all of civilization, these tools increase our abundance, and that pattern will continue.”

Can't fucking help himself but think of how to get richer. He just came out and said it with his little unrelated example: "this is so we can get richer"... Who's "we"? They want you to think it could one day be you, but we know that's the opposite of what they think.

Must be so fucking hard to imagine a technological advance that doesn't make you richer as priority #1, but helps people instead.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

Lead by example, Jeff.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Nope

Not happening, and not even close.

We still don't have a first moon base, and no idea how to even build one that'll last.

First you'll need a proof of concept base, it'll take you a good decade to get that done

Then, millions? Any idea how many tickets that is?

The richer, the dumber

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

when will we just tell these people to shut the fuck up and that we don't care what they think? I've never heard a tech billionaire say anything remotely smart for decades now.

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[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 13 points 2 months ago

This is your brain on sycophancy.

[–] Afaithfulnihilist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Putting a million people in space would require ten of thousand of launches if they were Boeing 737s carrying the people.

Housing a million people in space would require technology that won't exist in 20 years let alone in time to have it built in 20 years.

This kind of shit is just so fucking stupid.

It takes them 2 years to build an Amazon warehouse in fucking Michigan. We're supposed to believe they're going to build space stations to support a million people in 20 years?

Who is this stupid? Who believes this shit?

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Billionaires get all the best drugs

[–] selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If that guys in charge, I would assume those millions are being forced to work in 'Mars in Total Recall' conditions. Basically slave labor in abhorrent conditions with food/air being withheld when you don't slave away hard enough.

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[–] devolution@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

When you shit money like diarrhea, saying stupid shit becomes common place.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

That's 20 years and utterly ridiculous

[–] sircac@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

How has such an idiot talker been able to accumulate such indecent amount of resources?

[–] Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Highly doubt many will live there, if anything it will have a couple of research stations like Anctartica .

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Jeffy watches too much science fiction where at some point in history, massive rockets to space became free and people stopped breathing oxygen.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

LOL that's not how capitalism works and let's face it: countries aren't interested in space programs anymore

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago

He looks absolutely ridiculous with the cowboy hat.

All hat, no cattle.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Jeff Bezos says a lot of things

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yay Elysium!!!! I ALWAYS wanted that movie to be the dystopia we ended up with! It seemed TOO realistic.

Except the med beds will just be normal health care.

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[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uh oh, did he get on the ketamine wagon too

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[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

~~Millions~~ millionaires will be living in space.

[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

Oh is he going to build a space elevator or something?

Even if we had cheap safe reliable rocket launchers (Which I think SpaceX is fairly adequately demonstrated that we do not have) millions of people wouldn't be living on the moon in 20 years. It took decades after the invention of the jetliner before millions of people were doing transatlantic flights, and as unpleasant as Florida can be, it's a lot more survivable than the moon (probably).

These idiots say so much crap, why are we reporting on it?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

REMEMBER even star trek went through a ww3 with 600mil dead to finally get into space.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

I don't think we have the capacity to launch a million people into orbit in 20 years, let alone all the stuff they need. I mean, 1 million people weigh about 150 million pounds, and that's just meat and bones. .

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