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[–] bustrouffi@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

As a teacher, I filled in to be the last person they needed for a college trip to Disney. As we entered the park and got checked for bombs,my idiotic NPC colleague lisped "it's so beautiful here 🥹". As we were getting checked for BOMBS

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don’t get the joke. Is it the contrast between beauty and bombs? Or did your colleague say that like those were their last words?

lisped

Perhaps "beautiful" was heard as "boom-iful"?

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