I wonder what she would have said if they were at Disney World
It's the most magical place in earth
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I wonder what she would have said if they were at Disney World
It's the most magical place in earth
There used to be a legend when I grew up around Orlando that they would use helicopters to airlift people out of the park to die in Celebration (the town they owned next door and paid to make infrastructure better) to ensure that they maintained the ideology that no one dies at Disney
110% that’s no legend. If someone dies on a ride or something, the corpse is carried to the parking lot or transported outside the park before being declared dead by the on-site medic.
It took me many re-reads to understand that people weren't having celebratory arranged deaths at Disney
Untapped market.
I WILL TURN THIS VAN AROUND IF YOU DON'T JUST SHUT UP!
arewethereyet?arewethereyet?arewethereyet?
IF YOU KIDS CAN'T KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF THERE'LL BE NO CAPE CANAVERAL FOR ANYBODY!!
As a teacher, I filled in to be the last person they needed for a college trip to Disney. As we entered the park and got checked for bombs,my idiotic NPC colleague lisped "it's so beautiful here 🥹". As we were getting checked for BOMBS
I don’t get the joke. Is it the contrast between beauty and bombs? Or did your colleague say that like those were their last words?
lisped
Perhaps "beautiful" was heard as "boom-iful"?
If they are roughly the age that i am they may remember a time when you didn't get checked for bombs at amusement parks
I have to say it feels a bit dystopic. More so at how normal it is these days.
I will be visiting the Disney next week. I expect much happiness.