HappySkullsplitter

joined 4 months ago
[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 4 points 17 minutes ago

They're gonna make him do this 'till he's 90!

Can't use the word socialism, the well has been thoroughly poisoned as a buzzword

 

... the Big Ugly Bill is enacted with the following provision, now hidden in the bill:

“No court of the United States may use appropriated funds to enforce a contempt citation for failure to comply with an injunction or temporary restraining order if no security was given when the injunction or order was issued….”

Translated: No federal court may enforce a contempt citation.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 39 points 11 hours ago

that boulder

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Dig the new SureFire mounting system on the Smith and Wesson Eoka

Wait, you guys are getting replies?

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait, you guys are getting replies?

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Moscow claims are less than worthless

This is how I felt when Windows 3.1 dropped

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Another DEI hire

 

Mechanical people

 

Robits

 

Evil women

 

Ain't nothin' but a pleasure thang

 

Poor

 

We have lived here for the last 10 years. We always pay our water bill. Occasionally, we'll forget and receive a final notice for our water bill which we will promptly pay.

Tonight at 8 pm, a city police officer banged on our door with a blinding flashlight in hand. Made me verify my identification and then handed me my water bill (the due date being a week from now)

What the hell!

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