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TranscriptA skeleton lifting weights with the caption "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS INTO unfortunately, well will not be moving forwards with your applications."

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That laptop is no longer a laptop, it is a bomb.

TranscriptA photo of an extremely swollen HP laptop. The panels are kept on with clips. The caption says: "User calls about disc being stuck in another computer, mentions off hand about this laptop. They'd been using it like this for weeks...

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Transcript[A tower of blocks is shown. The upper half consists of many tiny blocks balanced on top of one another to form smaller towers, labeled:] All modern digital infrastructure [The blocks rest on larger blocks lower down in the image, finally on a single large block. This is balanced on top of a set of blocks on the left, and on the right, a single tiny block placed on its side. This one is labeled:] A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003

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TranscriptA piece of paper on an old printer (a laserjet 4050 to be specific. It says: "Hello, My name is LaserJet 4050 and I was made in 1999. I’ve been doing my job printing your documents for many many years, however I think the motor that powers my paper feeder is bad. This makes me sad because I’m not able to do my job very reliably. As such, I am formally presenting this document as a letter of resignation. IT is working on finding a replacement for me, but for the time being, I apologize if I tell you I have a paper jam. Please allow me to refer you to my coworker, LaserJet 3390. 3390 resides outside of Ray’s office and can be reached at: Please accept my sincerest apologies for failing. Thank you for replacing my toner and restocking my paper tray. It’s been a wonderful 14 years of working together. Much love, LaserJet 4050

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They fixed it a bit ago.

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TranscriptAn email with the subject "Tic Tok Trend". It says:

Students and Parents,

We are aware of the Tik Tok trend involving students inserting small metal objects (such as paper clips, pushpins, pencil lead, etc.) into the charging ports of their Chromebooks. This can result in creating sparks, electrical fires, and/or battery punctures, all of which can cause serious injury and damage.

After this message, if a student chooses to participate in this inappropriate behavior, the student may be charged the replacement fee for a new Chromebook. Additionally, the student will face disciplinary action in the form of out of school suspension (OSS).

We are asking for your support in speaking with your child about the dangers of this behavior, as well as reinforcing the importance of treating school-issued devices with care.

A purple button at the bottom says “View, Appreciate or Reply”, and a note underneath states “Please do not reply to this email.”

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Irelephant@lemm.ee to c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev
 
 

TranscriptA pie chart that has 4 segments colored with the microsoft colors: red, blue yellow and green. The legend has different colors to the chart. The legend has: "Salary", "Wellness", "Stable mental health" and "confidence for your future" on it.

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Thought I'd share this with yall. But I'm gonna answer the obvious question right away: No, I didn't abuse it.

So, I used to work for a large corporation in the geophysics industry.. well, I still do, just a different one. I will of course not name them, but it's a behemoth in the industry, and if you are familiar with the field, you've definitely heard of them.

I wasn't the "normal" kind of sysadmin - I mostly handled off-site production stuff (where the actual money was being made), and how all of this stuff interfaced with each other as well as the head office.

The "normal" IT stuff was handled by a friend/coworker with whom I've worked for well over a decade in several companies - We have an odd habit of crossing professional paths from time to time. Let's call him Bob.

I had handed in my three months notice, as the competition had given me an offer I couldn't refuse, so I was on my way out. While visiting the head office for unrelated reasons I had gotten a desk assigned close to Bob's for convenience, as a lot of the stuff I did was related to his stuff.

Then suddenly, come 15:00 my VPN stopped working. Then email. Then everything else. If it had been later in the day I would've assumed my employer had decided to let me go earlier, but the timing didn't make sense.

Me: "Hey, Bob, I'm still working here, you know? Well, trying to..."
Bob: "Yeah, why?"
Me: "You didn't kill my access?"
Bob: "No, but I have a hunch..."

So, long story short, it turned out that Bob's American counterpart, Alice had been tasked with the offboarding, as she had set up some specialized access for me. And as you probably know, date formats between Europe and US can be confusing and ambiguous. So Alice had set up her offboarding-script with the wrong date. 15:00 was when her office hours started.

Bob and Alice had a quick chat and the problem was easily identified. No problem, and as apologetic as Alice was, I don't really blame her as it was an honest mistake anyone could've done in her position. Anyway, Bob was tasked with setting up (again) what I needed, as we were in the same room.

Bob started adding me back to stuff, restoring my password from earlier. Turns out users are never deleted, only deactivated so that roles can easily be copied. And after a while, which never struck me as oddly long, he seemed done.

Bob: "Try it now"
Me: "Yup, works"
Bob: "Please test them all... there are some modules that most people don't get added to"
Me: "I'll test them as I go. If there's something missing we'll deal with it tomorrow."

Things worked for the rest of the day, so I didn't really think about it. When the next day arrived I had some idle hours in the morning while waiting for some stuff, and decided to put the time to good use before Bob came in. So I started testing, going through all of our access portals. And in the name of science, I tested a few I wasn't supposed to have access to.

Me: "Bob, am I really supposed to have access to payroll?"
Bob: "No?"
Me: "Or the corporate drafts?"
Bob: "Wtf?"

Well, it just so happens that I share the first name with the CEO of the entire fucking corporation. And Bob had copied the access from the active CEO and not my own deactivated account. For 12 hours this random dork who was about to leave for the competition had access to EVERYTHING in the company.

Because I'm not stupid and because I didn't want to get Bob into any trouble I didn't do anything with it once I realized how much I had access to. I wonder if any of the other ~2000 employees would've been as sensible as I was.

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TranscriptA comment on a ticket saying "Resolved - Employee fired."

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diskpart can do everything easeus can do and more.

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