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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 48 points 13 hours ago (18 children)

Also, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object.

A Yukon hairdryer.

A Baltimore oilcan.

A Moscow boot lace.

A Nairobi ice cream cone.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

A Moscow boot lace.

Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Both. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago

I did the both commnet before I saw yours.

The handcrafted copper mug makes yours the superior comment. I bow to your perversion.

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