this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
872 points (98.4% liked)
Too Dumb To Imagine
125 readers
490 users here now
So dumb that you couldn't even have imagine it.
founded 2 months ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Stage 1 is a small tumor that hasn't spread, where Stage 4 has spread to the blood and is basically everywhere. Stage 9 would be crazy. It would not only be spreading to other people (guessing that would be stage 6 or 7), but it would spread to inanimate objects. Poor fuckers would be giving their Honda Civic cancer there towards the end.
Stage 9: the cancer has become sentient.
Stage 9: The cancer takes your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Also wields a sawed-off that fires more cancer.