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The Monkey's Paw

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Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

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I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard, and, I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. (lemmy.radio)
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AND (because it won't fit in the title) In no way should the granting of this wish involve the country of Turkey or the broader Turkic peoples.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Fine. A turkey sandwich on rye bread, with 50 heads of lettuce, and 50 gallons of mustard dropped on your head from 50 feet.