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[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 245 points 1 month ago (74 children)

This is a wild story about

  • how running with scissors is a bad idea
  • alligator bites can’t even stop a dude on meth
  • cops continue to have no clue what de-escalation tactics are
[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works -5 points 1 month ago (72 children)

Honestly I think in this case the cops responded as they should. They tried teasing him and that didn’t do anything and then he tried to take a rifle from them. At that point they didn’t have a lot of options.

[–] LotrOrc@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe tazing someone isn't the best idea. There are other methods of suppression.

Also once it doesnt work, most police forces in most civilized places know how to take a man down without shooting him up, even if he is trying to take your gun. Its only in the US that cops seem to think fuck any semblance of a threat means I can start blasting people to timbuktu

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