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Lough Derg employee duped unsuspecting women into sex assaults by pretending his penis was a pipe on a washing machine he needed help with (www.donegaldaily.com)

submitted 1 month ago by nokturne213@sopuli.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I didn't quite get his he did this, but here's the relevant sections with the first one maybe being poorly written:

The statements outlined how the unsuspecting women were asked to reach behind them into the machines while Gallagher fixed a ‘pipe.”

An older victim was approached by Gallagher who asked her to reach behind a dishwasher and hold a pipe but she “knew immediately it was no pipe” as it was warm and soft and felt like a penis.

Also, made worse that these are all people attending a ~~sorry~~ sort of religious pilgrimage.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

attending a sorry of religious pilgrimage

Come again?

[–] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

auto reply changed it to sorry from sort, original is updated

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

autowrong strikes again!