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Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:28 No.150024827
>walk in the streets at night
>see this
what do?
[a photo of a young woman in club attire unconscious on a city bench with her limbs splayed out]

>Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:30 No.150024980
>>150024827
Offer her my coat to cover up and a ride home

Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:46 No.150026512
>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:47 No.150026676
>>150026512
Wizard detected

Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:48
File: [a photo of an announcer with the words “high level” written below in white against a bright orange background]
>>150026512

Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:47
File: [a photo of George Carlin with his hand questioning outstretched. Beneath, in white letters against a bright red background, it reads “embarassing”]
>> 150026512

Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:01
File: [a simple sketch of the head and torso of a figure with a perfectly round head and a heavily cocked eyebrow.]
>>150026512
>take her back to your place 
>think "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" is a
smooth line
Jesus christ were you the creepy one at school?

Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:05 No.150028268
File: [a crudely drawn woman sitting before a large bowl of eggs and weeping profusely. Outside the frame, someone says “you have to eat all the eggs.” She asks “why are you doing this?”]
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Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:00
>150026512
>h-hi.. you a-wake?
>wh-why are you screaming? 
>pls stop
>h-here e-eggs
>pl-please dont go
>*door slams*
>I love you too