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[โ€“] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago (5 children)

The Big Carrot won't tell you this but carrots are naturally grayish. Farmers feed them a substance called astaxanthin to give them the deep orange color that is valued by consumers.

[โ€“] atlas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

apples are naturally toxic to people and the big apple injects corn syrup to save our consumerist souls

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