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Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday (theonion.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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2023 but aged well

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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

TL:dw?

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Target is a data company. They literally have petabytes of data that tracks and monitors their customers to know what they buy and what makes them spend more time in stores.

They knew their customers supported DEI initiatives. They have the numbers. They have data show the boycott is working and yet they are doubling down on removing rainbow merchandise.

Target removing DEI was to bend a knee and not based on any logical business decision.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

They knew that Canadians liked actually having products on the shelves, but still...