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Ol Buzzy (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Zagorath@aussie.zone to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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Fighter: So uhhhhh... you gotta pretty neat weapon there.

Artificer: Thanks, designed "Ol Buzzy" myself!

Fighter: Mind if I give her a go?

Artificer: Sure, but you need any pointers?

Fighter: Naaaaaw, I can figure it out.

Artificer: *To the DM* CAN he figure it out?

DM: *To fighter* ...roll me a wisdom check.

Fighter: *Nat 1*

DM, Artificer, and Fighter in unison: Hoo boy.

[A picture of a man starting a chainsaw while the blade is placed between his legs, resting on his crotch.]

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[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 32 points 4 weeks ago

Seems kinda like pointing an "unloaded" gun at yourself.

For the purposes of safety, always assume the gun is loaded...and always assume a chains will be engaged.