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[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.vg 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Physically on Earth, socially on Mars.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Figuratively punched in the eye