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And you think you're so clever and classless and free

But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"but he works through the night!"

because he's shit at his job

[–] derry@midwest.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because he's high as a kite is more likely

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You can take any 2 of the 3 statements and put "because" in between them and it makes sense.