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submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There needs to be a last panel where its the final version. Like when the car is turned on:

Waterfall: It becomes a clown car and more people than it could handle is inside causing it to explode. Or is left as half finished because they ran out of money.
Agile: Only the wheels go forward, rest of car stays.
AI: The car goes straight up, not forward.
Anger: Developer becomes angry at the car. Kicks it until it becomes a bike and rides off.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

But cars in our world tend to be much tamer.
What model did the car companies use to get that result?

Ah! Nevermind.

Of course they used the Anger model to make a Tractor, which then turned into a Lamborghini post kicking.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lamborgini already make tractors...

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

That's the joke