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Ron DeSantis Says Floridians Have Right to Hit Protesters With Cars (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 6 days ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

Just an FYI if you don’t smoke weed. Buy an AR15 and just be prepared. But if you do smoke weed. Buy it anyways but don’t admit you smoke weed. Ever.

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (5 children)

what the fuck does this mean?

[–] TTom0602@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think he's saying that you can buy a semiautomatic rifle if you don't use the Marijuana, but if you do use the Marijuana, don't tell anyone. Maybe they used the Marijuana before posting.

[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I’m dyslexic as F. So my writing is always wonky.

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